Dept. of Version ControlPermanent RecordCC-2023-332-1NME
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Inmate@zvoque
HT: 2.5 yrs on record
zvoque
A.K.A.@zvoque
M.O.JavaScript, Shell, TypeScript
Member Since2023
Known Associates1 followers
Prior Convictions7 repos
StatusCONVICTED
Sentence
40 years
Charges filed · 4 count(s)
- § 240-6Verbal AssaultMISDEMEANOR14y
2 commit messages that cursed out the codebase
- § 510-7Abandonment of PropertyMISDEMEANOR10y
10 repos left for dead: no stars, untouched 1yr+
- § 311-2Sabbath BreakingMISDEMEANOR10y
60 commits pushed on weekends. Touch grass.
- § 230-0Operating Without DocumentationMISDEMEANOR6y
25 of 36 repos shipped with zero description
Filed in the District Court of Diff · Hon. Judge git-blame presiding · no real statutes were consulted
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