Dept. of Version ControlPermanent RecordCC-2010-004-1LXZ
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Inmate@wesbos
HT: 16.5 yrs on record
Wes Bos
A.K.A.@wesbos, Wes Bos
M.O.TypeScript, JavaScript, HTML
Member Since2010
Known Associates35646 followers
Prior Convictions434 repos
StatusCONVICTED
Sentence
52 years
Charges filed · 5 count(s)
- § 240-6Verbal AssaultMISDEMEANOR19y
3 times caught swearing at the compiler in writing
- § 496-0Repo HoardingMISDEMEANOR12y
434 public repos. Some of these you forgot exist.
- § 118-2Obstruction of ClarityMISDEMEANOR11y
10 low-effort messages like "fix" and "stuff"
- § 510-7Abandonment of PropertyMISDEMEANOR6y
6 repos left for dead: no stars, untouched 1yr+
- § 290-1Disturbing the PeaceMISDEMEANOR4y
3 commits pushed between 1 and 4 AM. Go to bed.
Filed in the District Court of Diff · Hon. Judge git-blame presiding · no real statutes were consulted
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