COMMITCRIMES
Dept. of Version ControlPermanent RecordCC-2010-004-1LXZ
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wesbos
Inmate@wesbos

HT: 16.4 yrs on record

Wes Bos

Misdemeanant
A.K.A.@wesbos, Wes Bos
M.O.TypeScript, JavaScript, HTML
Member Since2010
Known Associates35530 followers
Prior Convictions434 repos
StatusCONVICTED

Sentence

52 years

Charges filed · 4 count(s)

  • § 240-6Verbal AssaultMISDEMEANOR19y

    3 times caught swearing at the compiler in writing

  • § 290-1Disturbing the PeaceMISDEMEANOR15y

    14 commits pushed between 1 and 4 AM. Go to bed.

  • § 496-0Repo HoardingMISDEMEANOR12y

    434 public repos. Some of these you forgot exist.

  • § 510-7Abandonment of PropertyMISDEMEANOR6y

    6 repos left for dead: no stars, untouched 1yr+

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