COMMITCRIMES
Dept. of Version ControlPermanent RecordCC-2010-316-3VAM
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waldyrious
Inmate@waldyrious

HT: 15.8 yrs on record

Waldir Pimenta

Misdemeanant
A.K.A.@waldyrious, Waldir Pimenta
M.O.HTML, JavaScript, Python
Member Since2010
Known Associates477 followers
Prior Convictions681 repos
StatusCONVICTED

Sentence

42 years

Charges filed · 4 count(s)

  • § 290-1Disturbing the PeaceMISDEMEANOR15y

    21 commits pushed between 1 and 4 AM. Go to bed.

  • § 496-0Repo HoardingMISDEMEANOR12y

    681 public repos. Some of these you forgot exist.

  • § 311-2Sabbath BreakingMISDEMEANOR10y

    31 commits pushed on weekends. Touch grass.

  • § 510-7Abandonment of PropertyMISDEMEANOR5y

    5 repos left for dead: no stars, untouched 1yr+

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