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Dept. of Version ControlPermanent RecordCC-2010-305-JYAG
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taylorotwell
Inmate@taylorotwell

HT: 15.8 yrs on record

Taylor Otwell

Misdemeanant
A.K.A.@taylorotwell, Taylor Otwell
M.O.PHP, HTML, JavaScript
Member Since2010
Known Associates35905 followers
Prior Convictions9 repos
StatusCONVICTED

Sentence

27 years

Charges filed · 3 count(s)

  • § 118-2Obstruction of ClarityMISDEMEANOR11y

    10 commit messages a stranger could not decode

  • § 311-2Sabbath BreakingMISDEMEANOR10y

    13 commits pushed on weekends. Touch grass.

  • § 230-0Operating Without DocumentationMISDEMEANOR6y

    7 of 7 repos shipped with zero description

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