COMMITCRIMES
Dept. of Version ControlPermanent RecordCC-2010-305-JYAG
8-6-4-2-0-
taylorotwell
Inmate@taylorotwell

HT: 15.6 yrs on record

Taylor Otwell

Felon
A.K.A.@taylorotwell, Taylor Otwell
M.O.PHP, JavaScript
Member Since2010
Known Associates35551 followers
Prior Convictions33 repos
StatusCONVICTED

Sentence

169 years

Charges filed · 4 count(s)

  • § 668-0Habitual OffenderFELONY 2 · AGG120y

    Committed "wip" 32 separate times

  • § 118-2Obstruction of ClarityMISDEMEANOR33y

    32 commit messages a stranger could not decode

  • § 165-4Possession of Stolen GoodsMISDEMEANOR10y

    25 of 33 repos are forks left to rot, mostly other people's work

  • § 230-0Operating Without DocumentationMISDEMEANOR6y

    6 of 6 repos shipped with zero description

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