Dept. of Version ControlPermanent RecordCC-2010-305-JYAG
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Inmate@taylorotwell
HT: 16 yrs on record
Taylor Otwell
A.K.A.@taylorotwell, Taylor Otwell
M.O.PHP, Rust, Go
Member Since2010
Known Associates36034 followers
Prior Convictions10 repos
StatusCONVICTED
Sentence
48 years
Charges filed · 5 count(s)
- § 668-0Habitual OffenderMISDEMEANOR14y
Committed "wip" 10 separate times
- § 118-2Obstruction of ClarityMISDEMEANOR12y
11 commit messages a stranger could not decode
- § 311-2Sabbath BreakingMISDEMEANOR10y
11 commits pushed on weekends. Touch grass.
- § 230-0Operating Without DocumentationMISDEMEANOR6y
8 of 8 repos shipped with zero description
- § 290-1Disturbing the PeaceMISDEMEANOR6y
5 commits logged between 1 and 4 AM
Filed in the District Court of Diff · Hon. Judge git-blame presiding · no real statutes were consulted
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