Dept. of Version ControlPermanent RecordCC-2009-354-NGMJ
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Inmate@sindresorhus
HT: 16.4 yrs on record
Sindre Sorhus
A.K.A.@sindresorhus, Sindre Sorhus
M.O.JavaScript, TypeScript, Swift
Member Since2009
Known Associates79626 followers
Prior Convictions1134 repos
StatusCONVICTED
Sentence
41 years
Charges filed · 4 count(s)
- § 290-1Disturbing the PeaceMISDEMEANOR15y
35 commits pushed between 1 and 4 AM. Go to bed.
- § 496-0Repo HoardingMISDEMEANOR12y
1134 public repos. Some of these you forgot exist.
- § 311-2Sabbath BreakingMISDEMEANOR10y
27 commits pushed on weekends. Touch grass.
- § 118-2Obstruction of ClarityMISDEMEANOR4y
3 low-effort messages like "fix" and "stuff"
Filed in the District Court of Diff · Hon. Judge git-blame presiding · no real statutes were consulted
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