COMMITCRIMES
Dept. of Version ControlPermanent RecordCC-2009-354-NGMJ
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sindresorhus
Inmate@sindresorhus

HT: 16.4 yrs on record

Sindre Sorhus

Misdemeanant
A.K.A.@sindresorhus, Sindre Sorhus
M.O.JavaScript, TypeScript, Swift
Member Since2009
Known Associates79626 followers
Prior Convictions1134 repos
StatusCONVICTED

Sentence

41 years

Charges filed · 4 count(s)

  • § 290-1Disturbing the PeaceMISDEMEANOR15y

    35 commits pushed between 1 and 4 AM. Go to bed.

  • § 496-0Repo HoardingMISDEMEANOR12y

    1134 public repos. Some of these you forgot exist.

  • § 311-2Sabbath BreakingMISDEMEANOR10y

    27 commits pushed on weekends. Touch grass.

  • § 118-2Obstruction of ClarityMISDEMEANOR4y

    3 low-effort messages like "fix" and "stuff"

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