Dept. of Version ControlPermanent RecordCC-2008-029-02TJ
8-6-4-2-0-
Inmate@ry
HT: 18.3 yrs on record
Ryan Dahl
A.K.A.@ry, Ryan Dahl
M.O.TypeScript, JavaScript, Python
Member Since2008
Known Associates33203 followers
Prior Convictions62 repos
StatusCONVICTED
Sentence
30 years
Charges filed · 6 count(s)
- § 165-4Possession of Stolen GoodsMISDEMEANOR10y
35 of 62 repos are forks left to rot, mostly other people's work
- § 230-0Operating Without DocumentationMISDEMEANOR6y
20 repos with no docs, good luck to anyone cloning them
- § 510-7Abandonment of PropertyMISDEMEANOR4y
4 repos left for dead: no stars, untouched 1yr+
- § 118-2Obstruction of ClarityMISDEMEANOR4y
3 low-effort messages like "fix" and "stuff"
- § 101-3Failure to NameMISDEMEANOR4y
1 repo named like "untitled" or "final-final"
- § 290-1Disturbing the PeaceMISDEMEANOR2y
1 commit pushed between 1 and 4 AM. Go to bed.
Filed in the District Court of Diff · Hon. Judge git-blame presiding · no real statutes were consulted
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