COMMITCRIMES
Dept. of Version ControlPermanent RecordCC-2014-128-1HI0
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mxstbr
Inmate@mxstbr

HT: 12.1 yrs on record

Max Stoiber

Misdemeanant
A.K.A.@mxstbr, Max Stoiber
M.O.JavaScript, TypeScript, CSS
Member Since2014
Known Associates7110 followers
Prior Convictions288 repos
StatusCONVICTED

Sentence

50 years

Charges filed · 5 count(s)

  • § 290-1Disturbing the PeaceMISDEMEANOR15y

    22 commits logged between 1 and 4 AM

  • § 496-0Repo HoardingMISDEMEANOR12y

    288 public repos. Some of these you forgot exist.

  • § 165-4Possession of Stolen GoodsMISDEMEANOR10y

    74 of 100 repos are forks left to rot, mostly other people's work

  • § 311-2Sabbath BreakingMISDEMEANOR10y

    29 commits pushed on weekends. Touch grass.

  • § 510-7Abandonment of PropertyMISDEMEANOR3y

    3 repos left for dead: no stars, untouched 1yr+

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