COMMITCRIMES
Dept. of Version ControlPermanent RecordCC-2018-186-OEH5
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Mentor1337
Inmate@Mentor1337

HT: 7.9 yrs on record

TheMentor

Misdemeanant✓ Deep Record
A.K.A.@Mentor1337, TheMentor
M.O.JavaScript, Python, C#
Member Since2018
Known Associates0 followers
Prior Convictions18 repos
StatusCONVICTED

Sentence

35 years

Charges filed · 5 count(s)

  • § 311-2Sabbath BreakingMISDEMEANOR10y

    28 commits pushed on weekends. Touch grass.

  • § 240-6Verbal AssaultMISDEMEANOR9y

    1 time caught swearing at the compiler in writing

  • § 230-0Operating Without DocumentationMISDEMEANOR6y

    33 repos with no docs, good luck to anyone cloning them

  • § 510-7Abandonment of PropertyMISDEMEANOR5y

    5 repos left for dead: no stars, untouched 1yr+

  • § 118-2Obstruction of ClarityMISDEMEANOR5y

    4 commits that said nothing useful: "fix", "wip", "."

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