COMMITCRIMES
Dept. of Version ControlPermanent RecordCC-2011-329-17RO
8-6-4-2-0-
Lloir
Inmate@Lloir

HT: 14.6 yrs on record

THIS IS MY NAME

Misdemeanant
A.K.A.@Lloir, THIS IS MY NAME
M.O.JavaScript, C++, HTML
Member Since2011
Known Associates47 followers
Prior Convictions61 repos
StatusCONVICTED

Sentence

66 years

Charges filed · 6 count(s)

  • § 240-6Verbal AssaultMISDEMEANOR19y

    3 commit messages that cursed out the codebase

  • § 510-7Abandonment of PropertyMISDEMEANOR11y

    11 repos left for dead: no stars, untouched 1yr+

  • § 165-4Possession of Stolen GoodsMISDEMEANOR10y

    35 of 61 repos are forks left to rot, mostly other people's work

  • § 118-2Obstruction of ClarityMISDEMEANOR10y

    9 low-effort messages like "fix" and "stuff"

  • § 311-2Sabbath BreakingMISDEMEANOR10y

    41 commits pushed on weekends. Touch grass.

  • § 230-0Operating Without DocumentationMISDEMEANOR6y

    17 of 18 repos shipped with zero description

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