Dept. of Version ControlPermanent RecordCC-2011-329-17RO
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Inmate@Lloir
HT: 14.6 yrs on record
THIS IS MY NAME
A.K.A.@Lloir, THIS IS MY NAME
M.O.JavaScript, C++, HTML
Member Since2011
Known Associates47 followers
Prior Convictions61 repos
StatusCONVICTED
Sentence
66 years
Charges filed · 6 count(s)
- § 240-6Verbal AssaultMISDEMEANOR19y
3 commit messages that cursed out the codebase
- § 510-7Abandonment of PropertyMISDEMEANOR11y
11 repos left for dead: no stars, untouched 1yr+
- § 165-4Possession of Stolen GoodsMISDEMEANOR10y
35 of 61 repos are forks left to rot, mostly other people's work
- § 118-2Obstruction of ClarityMISDEMEANOR10y
9 low-effort messages like "fix" and "stuff"
- § 311-2Sabbath BreakingMISDEMEANOR10y
41 commits pushed on weekends. Touch grass.
- § 230-0Operating Without DocumentationMISDEMEANOR6y
17 of 18 repos shipped with zero description
Filed in the District Court of Diff · Hon. Judge git-blame presiding · no real statutes were consulted
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