Dept. of Version ControlPermanent RecordCC-2012-064-1R3M
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Inmate@kentcdodds
HT: 14.2 yrs on record
Kent C. Dodds
A.K.A.@kentcdodds, Kent C. Dodds
M.O.TypeScript, JavaScript, HTML
Member Since2012
Known Associates34761 followers
Prior Convictions750 repos
StatusCONVICTED
Sentence
47 years
Charges filed · 5 count(s)
- § 290-1Disturbing the PeaceMISDEMEANOR15y
32 commits pushed between 1 and 4 AM. Go to bed.
- § 496-0Repo HoardingMISDEMEANOR12y
750 public repos. Some of these you forgot exist.
- § 311-2Sabbath BreakingMISDEMEANOR10y
25 commits pushed on weekends. Touch grass.
- § 230-0Operating Without DocumentationMISDEMEANOR6y
36 repos with no docs, good luck to anyone cloning them
- § 510-7Abandonment of PropertyMISDEMEANOR4y
4 repos left for dead: no stars, untouched 1yr+
Filed in the District Court of Diff · Hon. Judge git-blame presiding · no real statutes were consulted
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