Dept. of Version ControlPermanent RecordCC-2009-312-1EDA
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Inmate@getify
HT: 16.7 yrs on record
Kyle Simpson
A.K.A.@getify, Kyle Simpson
M.O.JavaScript, HTML, C++
Member Since2009
Known Associates45181 followers
Prior Convictions74 repos
StatusCONVICTED
Sentence
27 years
Charges filed · 3 count(s)
- § 290-1Disturbing the PeaceMISDEMEANOR14y
13 commits logged between 1 and 4 AM
- § 311-2Sabbath BreakingMISDEMEANOR10y
27 commits pushed on weekends. Touch grass.
- § 510-7Abandonment of PropertyMISDEMEANOR3y
3 repos left for dead: no stars, untouched 1yr+
Filed in the District Court of Diff · Hon. Judge git-blame presiding · no real statutes were consulted
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