Dept. of Version ControlPermanent RecordCC-2011-145-1VO7
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Inmate@gaearon
HT: 15.1 yrs on record
dan
A.K.A.@gaearon, dan
M.O.JavaScript, TypeScript, Kotlin
Member Since2011
Known Associates90978 followers
Prior Convictions299 repos
StatusCONVICTED
Sentence
42 years
Charges filed · 5 count(s)
- § 496-0Repo HoardingMISDEMEANOR12y
299 public repos. Some of these you forgot exist.
- § 165-4Possession of Stolen GoodsMISDEMEANOR10y
56 of 100 repos are forks left to rot, mostly other people's work
- § 311-2Sabbath BreakingMISDEMEANOR10y
13 commits pushed on weekends. Touch grass.
- § 118-2Obstruction of ClarityMISDEMEANOR7y
6 commit messages a stranger could not decode
- § 290-1Disturbing the PeaceMISDEMEANOR3y
2 commits pushed between 1 and 4 AM. Go to bed.
Filed in the District Court of Diff · Hon. Judge git-blame presiding · no real statutes were consulted
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