Dept. of Version ControlPermanent RecordCC-2011-145-1VO7
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Inmate@gaearon
HT: 15 yrs on record
dan
A.K.A.@gaearon, dan
M.O.JavaScript, TypeScript, Kotlin
Member Since2011
Known Associates90797 followers
Prior Convictions296 repos
StatusCONVICTED
Sentence
38 years
Charges filed · 5 count(s)
- § 496-0Repo HoardingMISDEMEANOR12y
296 public repos. Some of these you forgot exist.
- § 165-4Possession of Stolen GoodsMISDEMEANOR10y
58 of 100 repos are forks left to rot, mostly other people's work
- § 311-2Sabbath BreakingMISDEMEANOR10y
26 commits pushed on weekends. Touch grass.
- § 118-2Obstruction of ClarityMISDEMEANOR3y
2 commit messages a stranger could not decode
- § 290-1Disturbing the PeaceMISDEMEANOR3y
2 commits pushed between 1 and 4 AM. Go to bed.
Filed in the District Court of Diff · Hon. Judge git-blame presiding · no real statutes were consulted
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