COMMITCRIMES
Dept. of Version ControlPermanent RecordCC-2008-070-24PW
8-6-4-2-0-
dhh
Inmate@dhh

HT: 18.5 yrs on record

David Heinemeier Hansson

Misdemeanant
A.K.A.@dhh, David Heinemeier Hansson
M.O.Ruby
Member Since2008
Known Associates29591 followers
Prior Convictions10 repos
StatusCONVICTED

Sentence

10 years

Charges filed · 1 count(s)

  • § 311-2Sabbath BreakingMISDEMEANOR10y

    13 commits pushed on weekends. Touch grass.

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