COMMITCRIMES
Dept. of Version ControlPermanent RecordCC-2008-069-1YGJ
8-6-4-2-0-
bradfitz
Inmate@bradfitz

HT: 18.2 yrs on record

Brad Fitzpatrick

Misdemeanant
A.K.A.@bradfitz, Brad Fitzpatrick
M.O.Go, Perl
Member Since2008
Known Associates13290 followers
Prior Convictions172 repos
StatusCONVICTED

Sentence

19 years

Charges filed · 3 count(s)

  • § 311-2Sabbath BreakingMISDEMEANOR10y

    27 commits pushed on weekends. Touch grass.

  • § 496-0Repo HoardingMISDEMEANOR7y

    172 public repos. Some of these you forgot exist.

  • § 510-7Abandonment of PropertyMISDEMEANOR2y

    2 repos left for dead: no stars, untouched 1yr+

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