Dept. of Version ControlPermanent RecordCC-2008-069-1YGJ
8-6-4-2-0-
Inmate@bradfitz
HT: 18.4 yrs on record
Brad Fitzpatrick
A.K.A.@bradfitz, Brad Fitzpatrick
M.O.Go, Java, Perl
Member Since2008
Known Associates13380 followers
Prior Convictions177 repos
StatusCONVICTED
Sentence
21 years
Charges filed · 4 count(s)
- § 311-2Sabbath BreakingMISDEMEANOR10y
44 commits pushed on weekends. Touch grass.
- § 496-0Repo HoardingMISDEMEANOR7y
177 public repos. Some of these you forgot exist.
- § 510-7Abandonment of PropertyMISDEMEANOR2y
2 repos left for dead: no stars, untouched 1yr+
- § 290-1Disturbing the PeaceMISDEMEANOR2y
1 commit logged between 1 and 4 AM
Filed in the District Court of Diff · Hon. Judge git-blame presiding · no real statutes were consulted
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