COMMITCRIMES
Dept. of Version ControlPermanent RecordCC-2009-213-1MMF
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addyosmani
Inmate@addyosmani

HT: 16.8 yrs on record

Addy Osmani

Misdemeanant
A.K.A.@addyosmani, Addy Osmani
M.O.JavaScript, TypeScript, HTML
Member Since2009
Known Associates49012 followers
Prior Convictions356 repos
StatusCONVICTED

Sentence

34 years

Charges filed · 3 count(s)

  • § 290-1Disturbing the PeaceMISDEMEANOR12y

    11 commits pushed between 1 and 4 AM. Go to bed.

  • § 496-0Repo HoardingMISDEMEANOR12y

    356 public repos. Some of these you forgot exist.

  • § 311-2Sabbath BreakingMISDEMEANOR10y

    68 commits pushed on weekends. Touch grass.

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