Dept. of Version ControlPermanent RecordCC-2009-213-1MMF
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Inmate@addyosmani
HT: 17 yrs on record
Addy Osmani
A.K.A.@addyosmani, Addy Osmani
M.O.JavaScript, TypeScript, HTML
Member Since2009
Known Associates51562 followers
Prior Convictions359 repos
StatusCONVICTED
Sentence
37 years
Charges filed · 3 count(s)
- § 290-1Disturbing the PeaceMISDEMEANOR15y
18 commits pushed between 1 and 4 AM. Go to bed.
- § 496-0Repo HoardingMISDEMEANOR12y
359 public repos. Some of these you forgot exist.
- § 311-2Sabbath BreakingMISDEMEANOR10y
55 commits pushed on weekends. Touch grass.
Filed in the District Court of Diff · Hon. Judge git-blame presiding · no real statutes were consulted
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