COMMITCRIMES
Dept. of Version ControlPermanent RecordCC-2011-329-17RO
8-6-4-2-0-
Lloir
Inmate@Lloir

HT: 14.5 yrs on record

THIS IS MY NAME

Misdemeanant
A.K.A.@Lloir, THIS IS MY NAME
M.O.JavaScript, C++, Python
Member Since2011
Known Associates46 followers
Prior Convictions55 repos
StatusCONVICTED

Sentence

51 years

Charges filed · 6 count(s)

  • § 510-7Abandonment of PropertyMISDEMEANOR12y

    15 repos left for dead: no stars, untouched 1yr+

  • § 290-1Disturbing the PeaceMISDEMEANOR11y

    10 commits logged between 1 and 4 AM

  • § 165-4Possession of Stolen GoodsMISDEMEANOR10y

    37 of 55 repos are forks left to rot, mostly other people's work

  • § 311-2Sabbath BreakingMISDEMEANOR10y

    26 commits pushed on weekends. Touch grass.

  • § 230-0Operating Without DocumentationMISDEMEANOR6y

    16 of 17 repos shipped with zero description

  • § 118-2Obstruction of ClarityMISDEMEANOR2y

    1 low-effort message like "fix" and "stuff"

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